Wrinkles, Waistlines and Wet Pants
by Jeanne Kraus
Existence after fifty, according to Jeanne Kraus, is fraught with peril from life-threatening underwear to homeowners' associations. Lifestyle activities are recommended, along with full schedules of doctor visits. Humiliation lurks at every corner with shotgun makeup interventions, bodily function failures, and Swiss cheese memory. Condom trees, risque photos found in a laundry mound, and DNA-tainted ornaments all have their part in this series of incidents.
Jeanne includes advice for those aging ne-er-do-wells who hope to make it to the Pearly Gates eventually. And even though this book will not change you in any way, there is something for everyone in "Wrinkles, Waistlines, and Wet Pants." Even self-help junkies will be delighted with the three insightful but useless surveys.
"Wrinkles, Waistlines and Wet Pants" was wittily written by Jeanne Kraus and illustrated by her sister, Diana Arneson, both having experienced wrinkles, expanding waistlines and wet pants.
- Jeanne Kraus, March 2011
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