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I am a snake.

No, not a rattlesnake. I just look like one. I'm a gopher snake.

One day an oily, filthy, fleshy human child crossed my path. As luck would have it, he knew the difference between a gopher snake and a rattlesnake. He has imprisoned me in a terrarium. His name is Gunnar. He calls me Crusher. He thinks I'm male. I'm not.

He dropped in a dead mouse and hoped I'd eat it. I buried it. He then dropped in a live one, which he called "Breakfast." I didn't lay a coil on it.

Gunnar thinks I'll be his adoring pet. He's wrong.

In fact, I am planning my escape. I may take Breakfast with me.

Crusher will charm readers in this entertaining, clever novel about a snake in captivity and how she turns the tables on her human captor.


We Can't All Be Rattlesnakes
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August 8th, 2015
Great way to pass time, if you like snakes. BEST BOOK EVER!!|!!!!!!!!!!|!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Good characterization of a non-human.
March 16th, 2015
I liked this book. The author has what is a somewhat rare gift: the ability to portray the way an animal would think--without making it human.
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