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Hi. I see you’re reading the back of my book. This tells me that you either:

A) are hoping to find a brief summary of what to expect from a how-to book by Sterling Archer, the world’s greatest secret agent, or B) don’t know how books work.

If your answer was “A,” your best bet is probably the table of contents, which is where you’ll find the “contents” of this book listed in a convenient, easy-to-read “table” format. So maybe go check that out for a minute and then come back here. I’ll wait. . . .

Pretty cool, right? What other book will teach you how to dress properly and how to drive an elephant? How to field strip an AK-47 and how to haggle with a Thai prostitute—in her native tongue? How to pilot an airboat and how to make about a million delicious cocktails, including a Molotov one? How to kill a guy and how to prepare a fabulous brunch? Plus how to do tons of other stuff that I forgot, but that is nonetheless probably in this book (which, to be honest, I really only kinda skimmed).

So if you want to learn more about how to be more—or at all—like Sterling Archer, the world’s greatest secret agent, quit smearing your greasy fingerprints all over this book and buy it. For one thing, I really need the royalties. For another thing, the last time I checked, this wasn’t a damn library.

(Note: If your answer was “B,” this probably isn’t the book you want to start with.)

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How to Archer
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5 / 5
Must Read For Fans.
February 18th, 2015
Reading it in the voice of Archer (in your head) makes it absolutely Archer - hilarious (since this is Archer, I felt hilarious alone would not do this book justice).
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How to Archer
January 12th, 2015
A great book that fans of the show will be delighted with. Through out the book Archers personality is very well captured, along with his ever present "wit" and humor. 8/10 would read again
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April 17th, 2014
Just like the show fing hilarious
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Holy crap
March 6th, 2014
Awesome book. Pure gold
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