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Kelly Oxford is . . .

A wunderkind producer of pirated stage productions for six-year-olds

Not the queen of the world

An underage schnitzel-house dishwasher

The kid who stood up to a bully and almost passed out from the resulting adrenaline rush

A born salesman

Capable of willing her eyesight to be 20/20

That girl who peed her pants in the gas station that one time

Totally an expert on strep throat

Incapable of making Leonardo DiCaprio her boyfriend

A writer

A certified therapy assistant who heals with Metallica mixtapes

"Not fat enough to be super snuggly." —Bea, age four

Not above using raspberry-studded sh*t to get out of a speeding ticket

"Bitingly funny. But everybody knows that." —Roger Ebert

Sad that David Copperfield doesn't own a falcon

A terrible liar


Everything Is Perfect When You're a Liar
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4.3 / 5
Everything Is Perfect When You're Kelly Oxford
November 14th, 2014
Kelly Oxford is my hero. I am not over-exaggerating. Let me break it down for you; happily married with legitimately perfect children; escaped Canada; working in entertainment successfully; verified on twitter; god-given fashion sense and money to endorse said fashion sense. How could she not be anyone’s hero? Funny, relatable, and just well written, this book is perfect AND honest. Oxford’s particular description of lunch monitors at her elementary school brought me a particular feeling of nostalgia.
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October 13th, 2013
It was funny and relatable.
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