Children's Riddles, Jokes and Tongue Twisters
Jokes & Riddles Include:
Animals, Computers, Food, Music, School, Sports, Occupations, Nature, Holidays, General, Knock Knock and Tongue Twisters
Kids of all ages will love this compilation of 300+ Riddles, Jokes, Tongue Twisters and Humorous Stories that will have them laughing and sharing with their friends. These are all clean jokes and enjoyable.
Q: What did the ground say to the earthquake?
A: You crack me up!
Q: Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
A: To reach the high notes.
Q: What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria?
A: The Food!
Q: What kind of plates do they use on Venus?
A: Flying saucers!
Q: Why did nose not want to go to school?
A: He was tired of getting picked on!
Q: How do you get straight A's?
A: By using a ruler!
Q: What did the pen say to the pencil?
A: So, what's your point!
Q: Why did the kid study in the airplane?
A: Because he wanted a higher education!
Q: How did the music teacher get locked in the classroom?
A: His keys were inside the piano!
Q: What do elves learn in school?
A: The elf-abet!
Q: What did you learn in school today?
A: Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!
Funny Tongue Twister Phrases
~ He thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.
~ Rubber baby buggy bumpers
~ Frivolous fat Fannie fried fresh fish furiously
~ A big black bug bit a big black bear. But where is the big black bear that the big black bug bit?
~ Round and round the rugged rock the ragged rascal ran.
~ The winkle ship sank and the shrimp ship swam.
- RJ Parker Publishing, December 2012
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