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A family of zombies struggle to stay alive when they roam the earth on a freak Friday the 13th.

For fans of South Park, MAD Magazine, The Simpsons, and DListed.

Genre: Fiction (satire / dark humor / parodies)

Length: 5,700 words | Short Story

Dedication: For the sheeple.

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"This sh*t contains material that's far more frightening than spluttering guts and gore..."
-- Josh T., 19, United Kingdom

"[Jess is] a great woman + author, simply honest and free with herself and everybody."
-- N.R. (Facebook message | Lebanon)

"...[it's important to] expose hypocrisy. I can't stand sugar-coating, and I find that those who are offended aren't worth clinging to. Wiser ones will replace them."
-- Raging Universe | April 2012


"Resident Evil's
Alice--is she here? I'd
Like to have her first."

Author Bio:

Jess is an author/artist/non-conformist who’s dedicated to writing original stories that are both meaningful and entertaining.

Most of Jess’s work is fueled by an intense drive to inspire others to favor social/spiritual values over shallow values. Visit her website for free samples and more!

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