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I've experienced a lot the last few years and I have a lot to share. So I hope that you'll take a moment to sit back, relax and enjoy the words I've put together for you in this book. I think you'll find I've left no stone unturned, no door unopened, no window unbroken, no rug unvacuumed, no ivories untickled. What I'm saying is, let us begin, shall we?

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Seriously...I'm Kidding
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4 / 5
Still a Ellen fan
January 12th, 2015
Full of Ellen humor.....I learned I prefer Ellen's humor directly from her mouth. Was wanting to read this book for quite sometime, but felt similar to watching a movie with a bad ending when I finished reading it.
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1 review
Light and enjoyable
January 4th, 2015
This book was great! I couldn't put it down! It was a quick read, but I felt like you were having a real conversation with Ellen! I think that's what made it most enjoyable and easy to read. Definitely recommend those book to anyone who watches Ellen's show and even if you don't, it still is a great book!
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Seriously I'm Kidding
January 3rd, 2015
Best book ever! Third only to her other 2!! I learn more and more, about her, and so many other things every time I read one of her books! Truly amazing. Seriously though, I laughed til I cried and highly recommend it.
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The Ellen Degeneres Show's monologue in book form.
November 13th, 2014
If you're a fan of Ellen's daytime talk show and love the daily monologue, then you'll find this an enjoyable read. Most of this book is Ellen's particular brand of conversational, at times rambling, stream-of-quirky-consciousness comedic style. It is at its base, a silly read, and you cannot expect more than that. If you're into that, read this book. If you're on the fence, watch one of Ellen's daily monologues, and then think to yourself "would I want to indulge in the time equivalent of reading 200+ pages worth of this?" It wasn't my cup of tea, but it could be yours.
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Seriously.....I'm Kidding.
July 7th, 2014
I couldn't read this book during my commute cause Ellen had me laughing out load throughout the book. Really really enjoyed it
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Seriously.....I'm Kidding.
July 7th, 2014
I couldn't read this book during my commute cause Ellen had me laughing out load throughout the book. Really really enjoyed it
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2 reviews
March 30th, 2014
I would recommend this book to anyone. It will make you laugh. If you watch ellen and love her.. this book is a must read.
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1 review
Haha funny book so funny
March 1st, 2014
Parodies of so many kinds of books.
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1 review
January 23rd, 2014
Great read for the Kobo. Was funny as expected, and easy to read. Very enjoyable, and recommendable for anyone looking for a light hearted laugh
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1 review
Loved it
January 19th, 2014
Laughed through the whole book. Love Ellen!!!!
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1 review
Hilarious as usual
January 7th, 2014
Love Ellen. Thanks for writing the funny stories that make us laugh hard. Laughing indeed a good remedy for all illness. Maybe doctor should start tickling patient to see if they get better before giving them medicine lol seriously just kidding..love the book title.. =P
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November 9th, 2013
quirky, and keeps you laughing
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Seriously I'm kidding
October 24th, 2013
I enjoyed this book very much. I watch Ellen every day and found a lot of her monologue material here. A lot of laugh out loud moments in this book! Would highly recommend.
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Seriously....I'm Kidding
October 19th, 2013
First Ellen book I have read and loved it. Great funny reading.
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1 review
Boring
October 7th, 2013
Wish I hadn't wasted my money. Book went from a couple of laughs to painful. Not what I expected from this brilliant artist. Zzz.
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Her first two were better
August 28th, 2013
I read the whole thing solely because I paid for it, it's funny at first and you'll definitely get a few laughs out of it but the entire book lacked any substantial content worth reading. It was a quick and easy, although sometimes painful, read. I can't say I'd recommend it.
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Seriously... I'm Kidding
August 26th, 2013
Cute... Very Ellen.
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Seriously... I'm Kidding
August 26th, 2013
Cute... Very Ellen.
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Seriously... I'm kidding
August 20th, 2013
I loved thid book so much!!
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Seriously... I'm Kidding
July 11th, 2013
Very funny! Highly recommend
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Ellen is priceless
April 1st, 2013
Funny funny funny
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1 review
Pretty Good!
January 17th, 2013
This is a pretty good book. Each chapter is kinda like watching one of her monologues.
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