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Jesus Rollerblading Christ--another helping of TheOatmeal! Mrow, MOAR kitty comics. Mr. Oats delivers a sidesplitting serving of cat comics in his new book, How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You.

If your cat is kneading you, that's not a sign of affection. Your cat is actually checking your internal organs for weakness. If your cat brings you a dead animal, this isn't a gift. It's a warning. How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You is a hilarious, brilliant offering of cat comics, facts, and instructional guides from the creative wonderland at TheOatmeal.com.

How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You presents fan favorites, such as "Cat vs. Internet," "How to Pet a Kitty," and "The Bobcats," plus 17 brand-new, never-before-seen cat jokes. This Oatmeal collection is a must-have from Mr. Oats! A pullout poster is included at the back of the book.

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How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You
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3.7 / 5
This book rocks
February 26th, 2016
This book is great, i really enjoy his work but i wish he put more original content in the book because i could just read this for free
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1 review
Hillarious
February 8th, 2015
A must read for any cat owner, book is illustrations/comics only so is a short read but a very funny one. Found myself sharing with friends who have cats aslo :)
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1 review
Didn't really like it
December 15th, 2014
It was funny, but nothing beyond smile worthy. Not a book I would pay to read, but maybe if someone offered it up online for a free download.
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1 review
If you have a cat read this!!
November 11th, 2014
I laughed throughout the entire book! My cats do all these things and I found it so hilarious the way cats are portrayed in this book.
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1 review
cats+
October 10th, 2014
I was never a cat person, but after reading this I want to get a cat
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1 review
2 of 2 people found this helpful
Awesome
September 6th, 2014
Everything you need to know aboot this book is clearly stated in the title. It is one of the most informative and descriptive books aboot cat biology and behaviour available to the general public. Buy this book or spend the rest of your life regretting poorly made decisions.
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1 review
Had a good crack at this book!
May 16th, 2014
Although many of the puns were found funny by me because I own a cat, and felt I could relate, I think it's a great book for cat haters too. It's not hysterical though. A few of the jokes aren't funny, cat or not.
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1 review
January 24th, 2014
My cat does all of these things... It is sooooooooo funny!
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1 review
It's alright
December 27th, 2013
Not worth the money but was witty. The bob stuff was stupid
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1 review
Hilarious!
June 10th, 2013
Really cute & funny
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1 review
Cats
May 17th, 2013
Very funny book.
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Cats
May 17th, 2013
Very funny book.
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2 reviews
Some good new ones
May 11th, 2013
I enjoyed this book, some of the contents are already on the website but a decent portion is new material, definitely made me laugh aloud and chuckle insanely to myself. If you have an odd sense of humour or have ever owned a cat you'll love this book.
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1 review
The Oatmeal...
May 3rd, 2013
Amazing as always! Great for cat lovers.. Maybe a bit scary for non cat people... Hilarious for everyone.
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Hilarious
March 1st, 2013
So funny loved it!
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1 review
Too funny!
February 15th, 2013
Not a long book, but so funny. Perfect for any cat owner. It will give anyone an hour of entertainment.
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1 review
Great laughs - Short and Sweet
February 14th, 2013
It's not a long one, but every page is a laugh. You'll want to be a cat person, but if you are and you are a fan of The Oatmeal do not pass this up. Colour is important in parts, so keep that in mind if using eInk.
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1 review
Awesome funny
February 9th, 2013
This book was so lol I think it's a bit to much money thought it only takes about 10 minutes to read
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1 review
Ok not really funny
December 31st, 2012
Mildly amusing...wish text was larger on Kobo version as it was very small and hard to read. Was long enough.
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