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Take one food writer named Cranky Agnes, add a hitman named Shane, mix them together with a Southern mob wedding, a missing necklace, two annoyed flamingos, and a dog named Rhett and you've got a recipe for a sexy, hilarious novel about the disastrous side of true love…
Agnes Crandall's life goes awry when a dognapper invades her kitchen one night, seriously hampering her attempts to put on a wedding that she's staked her entire net worth on. Then a hero climbs through her bedroom window. His name is Shane, no last name, just Shane, and he has his own problems: he's got a big hit scheduled, a rival trying to take him out, and an ex-mobster uncle asking him to protect some little kid named Agnes. When he finds out that Agnes isn't so little, his uncle has forgotten to mention a missing five million bucks he might have lost in Agnes's house, and his last hit was a miss, Shane's life isn't looking so good, either. Then a bunch of lowlifes come looking for the money, a string of hit men show up for Agnes, and some wedding guests gather with intent to throw more than rice. Agnes and Shane have their hands full with greed, florists, treachery, flamingos, mayhem, mothers of the bride, and—most dangerous of all—each other. Agnes and the Hitman is the perfect combination of sugar and spice, sweet and salty—a novel of delicious proportions.

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Agnes and the Hitman
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4.7 / 5
September 2nd, 2015
Funny all the way through. Great author, immediately after reading this book I read several others of hers and I loved them all!
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Laugh out loud fun!
July 27th, 2014
I love this book...its crazy fun! I just wish the ebook version wasn't messed up at the end, wirh passages out of order.
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Awesome book but ebook is defective
June 29th, 2014
Definitely would recommend the book, but the ebook quality is terrible. The ending was out of order... Paragraphs not completed completely.... Would recommend getting the actual hardcopy book!!
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Love it
June 16th, 2014
I enjoyed this book so much I have now bought every othe book that I could find!
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October 6th, 2013
A funny, fast paced romantic comedy that the reader will want to read over and over again. Where else can there be mobsters, undercover agents, murder and mayhem all taking place while the main characters prepare for a large southern belle wedding.
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