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London Book Festival Grand Prize Winner 2012


‘I’d convinced her we should travel the world. She imagined posh flights and swanky hotels. Then I said the three words every girl longs to hear: Volkswagen camper van.’
This frank and funny true story of a 'family gap year' like no other shows how the passing comment of a bored 9-year-old can snowball into an absurd expedition into strange lands, financial peril and some distinctly unsavoury living arrangements. With Strawberry Fields New York in their sights, the Beatnik Beatles inadvertently gatecrash an Italian wedding, suffer brutal torture at the hands of a Turkish masseur, appear in a Bollywood film and trust their entire journey across Australia to the whim of an army of online-blog followers - and all to a Lennon & McCartney soundtrack, played badly on instruments bought on eBay.
Got a taste for adventurous travel? Ever felt the peril of performing in public? Tried to entertain children on a very, very long car journey? Great! Do you want to join a band?
‘It’s a dirty story of a dirty man.’
Paul McCartney
‘Please stop calling us.’
The Times Literary Supplement
‘We do not condone absenteeism on this scale.’
Oxfordshire Education Authority

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    The Long & Whinning Road

    I have read quite a few "travel" books & I have to say its the one I have enjoyed the most.Its funny ,honest & stays with you long after you have read it


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