Maynard Soloman Legalizes Gay Knot Tying (Funny Detective Stories #5)
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“Maynard is the philosopher-cum-man-of-action that we all wish we could be, the detective who solves mysteries by turning idiocy against itself.” – Peter Rozovsky, Detectives Beyond Borders (Spinetingler Award winner)
“Oh my goodness! I’m not sure when I’ve laughed so hard. It was like having a conversation with the man from the Grumpy Old Men movie! So much fun!” – Gina Hott, Hott Books
“I recommend to everyone who is looking for a quick read. It's perfect for that pick me up laugh, that bathroom read, that afternoon escape.” - Molly Edwards, Reviews by Molly
“If you don't like Maynard Soloman then you don't like freedom. Ya mugs.” - Laura Roberts, ePublisher Daily
"With a chip on his shoulder and more than his share of attitude, the protagonist presents himself as a force to be reckoned with and immediately captured my interest." - Chantal Boudreau, author/illustrator
* Author nominated for Best Short Story of 2011 by Preditors & Editors Readers Poll.
Fans of funny detective stories, meet Maynard Soloman. Some say he's crusty, profane and clueless. If you ask him, he solves the world's problems one case at a time.
In this short story, the Ol' Badger runs into his estranged wife's cult. In order to get a divorce, he'll need to legalize gay marriage. Or be eaten as a human sacrifice.
He'd better hurry. The cult just bought ranch dressing.
* Bonus: Includes "Maynard's 10 Signs Your Kid is in a Cult."
- Benjamin Sobieck, March 2012
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