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Some Rules about Excuses:

* They should not be easy to confirm that it was an untruth (Grandma died).
* The boss should want to believe you.
* They should help or at least don't hurt your reputation at work.
* Always call in according to company rules. No Call-No Show is a serious offense.
* Medical related excuses can be verified so be careful.
* With all excuses, know your boss and their pet peeves/likes.
* A little specificity makes any excuse more believable.

Remember! These are all in good fun and are for novelty and entertainment use only! Please be smart and do not be fired!

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# Excuse Description Type Believability? Check? Reputation? Notes (optional)
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