A collection of dark, twisted horror stories designed to get into your head and under your skin. Nobody is safe. Nothing is off limits. No one can be trusted. This tome of twisted and sometimes horrific tales explains why not all damaged goods can be returned! Damaged Goods is primal horror that permeates your very soul and will be sure to stay with you long after you put the book down!
Meet Callie and Gus, two seemingly ordinary babies. Cute and adorable, sweet and innocent. That is until their mothers backs are turned at which point all hell… I mean HECK breaks loose. Join them as they battle each other around the world in a number of separate tales including a Ben Hur style stroller race of destruction and a trip to the vets complete with John Woo hamster action.