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Now with never before seen pages from David Wong's next book Futuristic Violence and Fancy Suits.

From the writer of the cult sensation John Dies at the End comes another terrifying and hilarious tale of almost Armageddon at the hands of two hopeless heroes.



WARNING:

You may have a huge, invisible spider living in your skull. THIS IS NOT A METAPHOR.

You will dismiss this as ridiculous fear-mongering. Dismissing things as ridiculous fear-mongering is, in fact, the first symptom of parasitic spider infection -- the creature secretes a chemical into the brain to stimulate skepticism, in order to prevent you from seeking a cure. That's just as well, since the "cure" involves learning what a chainsaw tastes like.

You can't feel the spider, because it controls your nerve endings. You can't see it, because it decides what you see. You won't even feel it when it breeds. And it will breed. So what happens when your family, friends and neighbors get mind-controlling skull spiders? We're all about to find out.

Just stay calm, and remember that telling you about the spider situation is not the same as having caused it. I'm just the messenger. Even if I did sort of cause it.

Either way, I won't hold it against you if you're upset. I know that's just the spider talking.

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This Book Is Full of Spiders
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4.6 / 5
As good as or better than the first.
July 4th, 2015
Drawn back into this world of weirdness, humor and good writing. I'm 28% done and can't put it down. Glad I got it and hope the series continues.
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A Great Read
March 10th, 2015
It's pretty simple to review this book. If you enjoyed "John Dies at the End" then you'll enjoy this novel too. It's a pretty slick horror/humour mix that will make you laugh and cringe (in a good way). And it slyly gives a reader some food for thought about some truly wild ideas. A great follow up to an amazing book, and I definitely hope we get to visit this world again!
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This Book Is Full of Spiders
August 11th, 2014
Great read. Slightly disappointed with the final page or maybe I was just disappointed to have finished it.
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Love it
February 23rd, 2014
Love this series
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Don't read this review!
February 7th, 2013
If you liked David Wongs previous work, you're in luck. It's a lot of the same including characters and story style, but thoroughly entertaining to the last page. And if you're lucky, maybe John WILL die at the end this time...
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