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When Chelsea Handler needs to get a few things off her chest, she appeals to a higher power -- vodka. You would too if you found out that your boyfriend was having an affair with a Peekapoo or if you had to pretend to be honeymooning with your father in order to upgrade to first class. Welcome to Chelsea's world -- a place where absurdity reigns supreme and a quick wit is the best line of defense.

In this hilarious, deliciously skewed collection, Chelsea mines her past for stories about her family, relationships, and career that are at once singular and ridiculous. Whether she's convincing her third-grade class that she has been tapped to play Goldie Hawn's daughter in the sequel to Private Benjamin, deciding to be more egalitarian by dating a redhead, or looking out for a foulmouthed, rum-swilling little person who looks just like her...only smaller, Chelsea has a knack for getting herself into the most outrageous situations. Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea showcases the candor and irresistible turns of phrase that have made her one of the freshest voices in comedy today.

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Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea
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4.4 / 5
One of the best comedy books I've read in a while!
January 4th, 2015
This book is so funny and ridiculous! I laughed so hard I cried! It got me interested right from the beginning and never stopped being funny. I would recommend this book to anyone with a sense of humor and for those who need to get one!
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January 1st, 2015
The outrageous stories in this book will make you snort your drink through yor nose. A must read for lovers of Chelsea Lately
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Chelsea will keep you laughing page after page
November 5th, 2014
Chelsea has a peculiar upbringing; she is one of six children and she seemed to have raised herself along the way. The stories she tells of her family are laugh out loud hilarious! Not only does every story intensify the second Chelsea pours herself a vodka, but that is not the only party favour Chelsea brings to the table. Chelsea recounts her time in prison, as brief as it was, and her first prison girlfriend.
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Chelsea Handler unveiled
January 28th, 2014
Chelsea writes with the same wit she expresses verbally. She faced challenges as a youngster that is not uncommon but her different outlook and perception of life adds a somewhat humorous spin and somewhat sad observation of herself. She is not afraid to speak exactly what is cummulating in her brain which makes her both enduring and seem a little obscure at the same time. Her naive approach to life would make most people angry but it is what makes a good standup comedian shine. Thoroughly enjoyed delving into the life and mind of Ms. Handler.
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January 23rd, 2014
This laugh out loud book is guaranteed to make you laugh out loud! I love how Chelsea doesn't take herself seriously and there's not much else in her life that she doesn't take seriously or see the comical side of. Some of her "memories" had me cringing in embarrassment but she handles herself with the wit and humour we've all come to know, love and expect from Ms. Chandler. This book is my hands down favourite autobiography and I can't wait to read her next one. Love your work girl!!
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November 7th, 2013
Didnt want it to end!
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