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Five million dollars...Two bitter rivals...A college fraternity or marine boot camp...Winner takes all...No rules...The race is on...Non-stop action...Like being on speed.... Satire sarcasm and hyperbole abound in this tale that has been likened to a modern-day adult humor version of Mark Twain's "Adventures of Huckelberry Finn." This completely politically incorrect bawdy narrative is about the ultimate unscrupulous college anti-hero who you can't help hating. Yet you can't put the book down somehow compelled to see what happens next. More scheming hilarious college antics compete with wild sexual escapades by more bizarre characters than "Best of National Lampoon's Animal House." Enter a college world where the only things that matter are sex alcohol drugs and money. And like all legal battles the only thing that matters is winning. "...Everyone agrees: Ron Carpol writes better than Shakespeare..." -- HARVARD Lampoon "This book is ... Funny and entertaining... Author Ron Carpol should be give the Nobel Prize..." -- GRAMBLING STATE UNIVERSITY Gramblinite "Hilarious read. Tasteless profane angry fascinating and VERY funny. I love it." -- THOMAS B. SAWYER Bestselling author and Head Writer/Producer of MURDER SHE WROTE "...a classic page-turner with more scheming hilarious college antics complete with wild sexual escapades by bizarre characters than "BEST OF NATIONAL LAMPOON'S ANIMAL HOUSE." -- Alice O'Neill HOLLYWOOD Behind-the-Scenes Los Angeles Features Syndicate "Everything that the KOALA stands for is in this book: homophobia booze rape pedophilia stealing bribery laziness and women. -- UNIV. OF CAL. SAN DIEGO Koala "More college than a MAXIM soaked in beer slush on a fraternity floor." -- collegehumor.com "So crude it's hilarious so disgusting you won't be able to put it down." -- GEORGETOWN Lampoon "Deliciously tasteless. Wish we'd written it." -- PRINCETON Tiger Magazine "This is a horrifying book." -- RUTGERS Medium "...FUBAR is FUBARGREAT. I laughed and laughed and laughed." -- STANFORD Chaparral "This book is perfect for frat boys and people who hate and ridicule frat boys. ...Many cheap laughs." -- McGILL Red Herring "FUBAR. God's perfect creature; the winking chimera of light." -- CORNELL Lunatic "I would recommend this book to everyone except small children and pregnant women." -- YALE Record "Funnier than [Thomas Wolfe's] I AM CHARLOTTE SIMMONS." -- collegestories.com "I couldn't put this book down...I felt offended almost 100% of the time but it was funny and I'm pretty sure I'm going to hell for laughing." -- UNIVERSITY OF NEW MEXICO Daily Lobo "Brazen offensive and downright distasteful...perfect plot twists...college debauchery is just part of the daily routine. This book...is totally awesome." -- FORDHAM UNIVERSITY Ram "...This book will have you cringing as you read it but will also have you laughing hysterically twice as often." --UNIVERSITY OF MISSISSIPPI Daily Mississippian

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